***Note to Mr. Piff, I DO THE SPORTS ROUND THIS BITCH!!!***
Ok, I'm going to start this off with a disclaimer. I'm not being an emotional Bitch, because my team (Dallas Cowboys) was eliminated. And NO, I'm not smoking that ooooh weeee. Also you know I don't advocate "dick riding" on any level by any grown man. The following comments that you are about to read are those exclusively made by a man caught up in the moment and any rebroadcast or unauthorized use of my words without the express written consent of the National Football League or Igromo Inc. is prohibited.
What I witnessed on Sunday down in Miami was something my mother always warned me about as a kid. There are certain things that you just don't do, because there are always consequences for your actions. My mother told me not to go outside without my coat and hat on , because I might catch a cold. My mother told me not to eat and then go directly into the pool, because I could get cramps and die. She also told me to make sure I have on clean socks and underwear everyday, because you just never know. All things that to this day I still adhere too. Now I can't remember if my mom told me this or not, but even I know that you don't throw the football against the Ravens ANYWHERE NEAR ED REED, BECAUSE ONLY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN!!!!
In case you haven't noticed Reed plays a unique position in the NFL. It's called "Defensive Receiver" and he is the only one qualified to play it. He stands in the middle of the field like a pit bull and dares anyone (that means the football) to come into his yard. He stares down QB'S and baits them into throwing his way. In case you haven't noticed he doesn't break on the ball until it has left the QB's hand. Outside of Peyton Manning no one studies film as much as Reed and it shows because his gambles are now more calculated. He was vulnerable to pump fakes and QB'S who would look off their intended targets. Now he locks in on QB'S and with that organized gang that he plays with (Ravens Defense) bringing the heat he knows actually how long opposing teams have to get rid of the ball. Because of injuries he is no longer playing with reckless abandon and he is the perfect fit for the controlled chaos style that the Ravens play.
I'm not afraid to say this , but I think Ed Reed is best overall Safety I have ever seen in my lifetime and I got to see Ronnie Lott throughout his whole career. His instincts for the ball are second to none and his return skills are amazing. He blocks punts, makes interceptions, applies big hits, and inspires a secondary full of dudes I can't name to play at a high level. Remember an All Pro corner by the name of shit what's his name, Chris something?! Yeah Chris McCallister that's it. Because of Ed Reed's play the Ravens don't even miss McCallister and he is becoming almost as important to the team as Ray Lewis. That's some shit for your ass right there!!! I don't even wear jerseys right now, but I would rock an Ed Reed jersey quick and probably get jocked for it too. Ed Reed is Deon Sanders without the mouth and bright ass pin striped suits playing "defensive receiver". I'm going to ask Mayor Sheila Dixon if we can rename Sunday "Reeday". He inspires his team so much that when he picks off a pass they block and give him better protection than they do for Flacco. Tocaara's double G sized bra doesn't give her the protection that Reed gets.
Cherish these moments Ed Reed fans, because guys like this don't come along too often.
I'M OUT LIKE NUMBER 55 FOR THE COLTS. SORRY BUB!
