1) Kobe demands to be traded, Owner says Hell No! The season starts, Kobe plays and takes his team to the finals, yet he's selfish and a distraction. Brett Favre retires, he changes his mind...he wants to play, he calls his GM a liar and says he was forced to retire. BUT HE IS NOT A DISTRACTION?! HMMMMMM
2) Ken Griffey Jr. and Jermaine Oneal...Is it just me or do they look alike? HMMMMMM
3) Couldn't you guarandamntee that divorce rates would go down and there would be a lot more happy men walking around, If women would do the damn thing and give their man a threesome? HMMMMMM
4) Ever since he exposed one of Janet's bodacious breastisis, has Justin Timberlake found his white roots again? HMMMMMM
5) Did Jesse Jackson get off lightly for his comments about Obama? If that was Don Imus, we would be calling for his head ,his children's head , and their children's head. (TELL JESSE CRACK IS A HELLUVA DRUG) HMMMMMM
6) Is Baltimore LA East? (CRIPS,BLOODS,MS13) It's 100 degrees outside...but your rocking a flannel shirt, dickies, Chuck Taylor's, a bandanna, while bowing down to the WESTSIDE CONNECTION FLAG because you love this way of life?! HMMMMMM
7) A sure sign that the Shoe Game is dead. When is the last time you got out of your bed first thing in the morning to line up with other dudes like yourselves to buy the hot shit? HMMMMMM
8) Nas declared Hip Hop to be dead. On that note, were you aware his CD dropped with little fanfare? (SOMEONE TELL NAS THAT IN ORDER TO GO PLATINUM YOU NEED A) CHRIS BROWN SINGING ON A TRACK, B) TIMBALAND PRODUCING YOUR TRACK, C) TRY SINGING LIKE ALVIN FROM THE CHIPMUNKS ALA T-PAIN, LIL' WAYNE AND SEAN KINGSTON, D) PROCLAIM YOUR BIRTHPLACE TO BE ANYWHERE FROM ATLANTA ON DOWN TO FLORIDA...NOT NY. HMMMMMM
9) Is network TV doing so bad that they had to bring back 90210? What's next 21 Jump Street, Who's The Boss, Homeboy's From Outer Space, The XFL, or NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK? Oh shit...They came back out too?! HMMMMMM
10) Picture these couples...Janet Jackson & Jermaine Dupri, Jay-Z & Beyonce, and Flava Flav & anyone. Am I the only one thinking what the fuck?! HMMMMMM
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Nas's album is actually pretty good. I don't care what nobody says. lol
WAIT UNTIL U READ THE NEXT INSTALLMENT. ALSO I HAVE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SEGMENT COMING UP
His mother said the same thing. I bet u downloaded it. Damn shame ESCOBAR can't get no love.
My Nasty Nas album was store bought!
And damn...when u gonna forgive him for calling himself Escobar? I don't see you jokin' AZ Sosa! lol
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