Let the controversy begin....

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I watched ESPN the other day and they have 16 year olds playing golf. Major league Baseball teams sign players right out the womb. My 10 year old daughter is a couple years away from trading groundstrokes with the Williams sisters and doing commercials for Nike. Even European players don't have to go to college before turning pro. The thought is that they are protecting the players. But seniors don't go number 1 in the draft, freshman do. If I attend college for four years and I am not Tim Duncan, I obviously must have flaws for not turning pro. We don't reward, we penalize players for staying too long. This rule is in place to protect the college game and enhance ratings for the Final Four. I'm talking about a system that tells me Kwame Brown deserves to be drafted #1, meanwhile Carlos Boozer goes undrafted until late in the second round. Who is playing who?
A PIMP NAMED STERN makes rules up as he goes along, like what a player should look like on his way from the arena to his house. What kind of pimp shit is that?! Do you dress up to pick up the newspaper from your front lawn? Does your boss at work tell you what to wear to bed? A PIMP NAME STERN never hesistates to lay his pimp hand on his bitches whenever they do something he doesn't approve of. Garnett said, I don't want to go to Boston. A PIMP NAME STERN said, Shut the fuck up Bitch...Your going! Garnett packed his bags and immediately pledged his love for Cousy,Russell, Bird and Celtic Nation. No disrespect but I have never met a "black" Boston Celtic fan. Even Paul Pierce who wears Celtic green because they drafted him grew up a Lakers fan. Mark Cuban says something disrespectful about the NBA officials. A PIMP NAME STERN replies, Shut up Bitch! Where is my money?! $100,000 fine later, Cuban is put in a Bitch's place. Hopefully you understand my argument. This is all about money and control over Black athlete's. You don't see anybody complaining about white guys entering the NHL out of highschool and the fact you can only watch their games on youtube. Just some random thoughts I needed to get out.
I'm out like Andy Roddick in the first round.






I don't blame Manny for being confused and thinking this is Fenway Park South. He has all the comforts of home except for the Green Monster. I blame Peter Angelos (Owner of the Baltimore Orioles) for Manny being confused. Jordan never called the "Garden" his home, Kobe never high fived Spurs fans while he was eliminating their team, Montana never kissed the star and pledged his love for Cowboy fans and Bird doesn't sit next to Jack in the Staples Center. A couple of years ago I took my daughter to the watch the O's play the Sox and I was scared for my personal safety. Keep in mine I grew up on North and Long, which makes Compton look like Beach front property, so I don't scare easily. All I saw was Oritiz, Schilling, Ramirez, Crisp, Varitek, Boggs, Rice, Yaz, Clemens jerseys being worn. I thought it was Redsox jersey give away night. They took over the stadium and threatened you if you dared cheer for the O's. Which brings me back to Angelos. He fosters this losing attitude. As long as he makes money he doesn't care who fills up the stadium. He ran off Davey Johnson and Pat Gillick who believe it or not, ran the club when we were actually better than the Yankees and the Redsox were not even an after thought. Right now Earl Weaver, Cal Sr., Brooks, Frank, Boog, Eddie Murray and even Joe Orsulak can't believe things have gotten this bad. The Orioles Way?! If you have to ask then I know it's truly gone.
A good friend once asked me if I think we will live to see another world series here in Baltimore. My reply is there's a better chance of HBO saying the last season of The Wire was all a dream and Omar is still alive. Nike will actually issue an apology to Baltimore for fucking up the Air Force I before we go back to the World Series. Canibus will go platinum before we go back to the series and Flavor Flav will actually find "real love" before we win a world series. One last thing the Arizona Cardinals and the Memphis Grizzlies will win championships before the O's.
I'm out like Shaq and McGrady in the first round.









SWEEEET!