Monday, July 28, 2008

Things That Make You Go...Hmmmmmm

Here's the Lowdown...


1. Why is Barry Bonds (for my money the greatest player ever) sitting at home stroking his nuts while Jason Giambi (porn mustache and all) is loving life playing for the Yankees. HMMMMM...

2. Now that A PIMP NAME STERN has spoken and the Celtics are champions, Are the Lakers next in his scripted league? Then the Spurs again. HMMMMM...

3. Who is the Heavyweight Champion of the World in boxing? HMMMMM...

4. Why do we jock LIL' WAYNE and KANYE WEST when they sing, but JA RULE got ran out the game for blowing like Barry White on his tracks. HMMMMM...




5. Why do athlete's who already have more greenbacks than they can spend in their lifetime, sign free agent deals with other teams and say they had to feed their families? HMMMMM...

6. Why are Cocaine addicts looked upon different than crack addicts? HMMMMM...

7.Have you ever seen a high profile white male athlete or actor married to a sista? HMMMMM...




8. Whatever happened to Bathing Apes? Weren't they the new Nike? HMMMMM....

9. Has anyone ever seen Plaxico Burress and Darius Miles in the same room together? HMMMMM...


10. Is Tupac officially dead now that he hasn't dropped an album in a couple of years? HMMMMM....



I'm out like the Terps in the NIT.

3 comments:

Maada said...

this is a funny as post.
well done brotha, well done

Anonymous said...

Now that you mention it, I can't name one white actor or athlete married to a black girl.

Damn.

Anonymous said...

Oh, And lil Wayne is singing his ass off lately. Ja Rule needs to catch a pass just for paving the way.